Sycophantic Seizures: A Double Feature

by Arthouse Fatso

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progdolphin Arthouse Fatso leans into exactly what it is: riff-forward deathgrind that centers around the mystique and controversy of Orson Welles and warps his character with left-field death metal and gritty electronics. Why watch Citzen Kane when you can listen to this four times instead? Favorite track: The Royal Adventures of Andy and Jeff.

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1.	Kenosha 01:14		buy track
2.	Suburban Suffocation 00:58	lyrics	buy track
I need to get out of here Every day I see them Stare Surburbanites going from Cage to Cage With every thing That I gift the world I am becoming too large to behold The Words that I broadcast The Stories I tell Make the World around me Shrink In Size# The Walls Are Closing In Buttons pop off the shirt Could really use a drink And I need to get out of here
3.	Scandinavian Delicacies 01:42	lyrics	buy track
No Gloves I Got My Fist Lubed Up Going Elbow Deep is a Finnish Delicacy Ball Gag The Swede Screams Fingers Coming Out His Mouth Just Out Of Reach The Norwegian Flees It's Norseman Not Northman Fucking Americans Viking Cheese of a Swede Most Foul America Tightens Its Cheeks to No Avail No Gloves Ball Gag Out Of Reach Viking Cheese Arm Pit Deep To The Taint Anal Kebap on a Plate No Gloves Ball Gag Out Of Reach Viking Cheese
4.	Greta's Curse 00:17	lyrics	buy track
I Saw A Man Pissing Into a Recycling Container for Glass Then Some Kind Of Suction Pulled him in Ripped his Dick off and He Died Recycle!
5.	A message to Ben (And His Lovely Sister Abby) 02:00	lyrics	buy track
[Ben Shapiro] There are 3 Elements to Music – There is Harmony, There is…there is Melody and there is Rhythm. GRINDCORE only fulfills one of these – Thr rhythm section. It´s not actually a form of music… Hey there, yo Ben Purveyor of Fine Arts I know you really don´t like what we do You have Opinions Facts and Logic A Music Theorist Father Who Went To Music School I Challenge You To A Battle Of Violin With Rhythm, Melody and Harmony The Wager of This Battle Shall be The Losers Sisters Tits To Be Delivered as Fotographs by the End of the Week Okay Ben I expect by the Fotographs by the end of the week on my desk And don’t try anything smart, okay?! I don´t want anything wrapped in velvet Or in a nice bra I expect raw skin!
6.	Traumatised Lesbians (the liberal Bias) 01:03	lyrics	buy track
Depravity And The Liberal Agenda Are Spreading Across the Land As a Christian And a Father of Three I´ll Take Matters Into My Own Hands Boinking Traumatized Lesbians in The Closet Of The Liberal Arts College I Feel Threatened By Reality College has a Bias Against My Identity I Feel Threatened Why Don't You Help Me In Eradicating Everyone That’s Different From Me?
7.	Endless Trash 03:01	lyrics	buy track
You Can't Fix Crappy Writing With CGI No One Cares About Your Fandom No One Cares About Your Greenscreen No One Cares About Your Wiki Or Who Has The First Gay Couple on a Pink Unicycle Or Which Starlet Sucked Off The Executives Just Write a Fucking Story! MOUSEMASHING PRINCESSPUNTING NOISEWAR MONOPOLIZED MONOTONY MICHAEL BAY KILL TWENTY BILLION EXECUTIVES HAMMER OF LANG SMASH HEAD OF FEIGE BLEED 20TH CENTURY FOX GIALLO RED FOCUS GROUPED CHRIS PRATT PORNO TAPE The Industry is a Doomed Design Cheap Knockoffs and Imitations Constant Disney and Superhero Shit None Will Hear my Lamentations Destroy the Corporate Movie Machine Kill the mouse, Kill the Cape Destroy The Corporate Movie Machine Glory to the Independent Filmmaker Doomed design Reboot Chris Pratt Callback Cinematic Universe Post Credits Iconoclast
8.	Merseburg Maniscrupt Containing Magical Manifestations of the Monument to Massive Mammaries and the Misaligned Maidens Who Maintain Their Milken Magnifigance (Suffocated to the Flesh that We Desire) 00:03	lyrics	buy track
Tits.
9.	[INTERMISSION] 02:45		buy track
10.	Arthouse Fatso (Theme from) 00:39	lyrics	buy track
Fatso Fatso Arthouse Fatso Arthouse Fatso
11.	The Royal Adventures of Andy and Jeff 02:05	lyrics	buy track
Epstein Exchange Railroad Quid Pro Quo Failed Pay And Spray Off No Future in Return Shove Love Under The Rug Watch the Royal House Burn Our Little Andy Boy Afraid of Banging a Queen [Text to Speech] This Isn’t About Transphobia Or Who Can Use Which Bathroom This is Aabout Girl Weiners Girl Weiners Being Girl Weiners Girl Weiners In Tight Striped Shorts Girl Weiners Stained WIth God's Love Pay And Spray Off Under The Rug Or Kill the Royals and Fuck Their Skulls These Whores Have Got to Go There Are Billboards Everywhere Full of Ass and Tiddies Caste Based Society In this Fucking City
12.	a Limerick 00:32	lyrics	buy track
There once was a man named Billy He played Donkey Kong like a willy He cheated a lot And soon he was caught This counts as satire, don´t sue me
13.	Sycophantic Seizures 01:27	lyrics	buy track
See the Fanboys Twitch With Sycophantic Seizures He Can Just Do No Wrong And if It's Wrong It's Right After All If it Sounds Like Crap I´ll Find a Way to Like It Parasocial Stockholm Style Into the Rectum! "Okay, Everybody, It’s Getting Tight We Couldn´t Make it to the Sigmoid Colon After All We Need to Make An Escape Even if it Means Prolapsing the Anus!" Sycophantic Seizures Stockholm Style Sigmoid Colon Out of the rectum! Prolapsed Anus
14.	Famous and Unfunny 00:37	lyrics	buy track
It's Not Racist To Say I Hate You Cause You're a Dirty Fucking Little Bitch It's Not Racist To Say I Hate You Cause You´re Just a Girl With a Big Ol Dick [Sample] Dave Chapelle: Those Transgenders...CENSORED Want me dead! Bend Me Over And Pipe Me Raw Before I Change My Mind and Say It's Gay If My Wife Finds Out We Were Fucking Around I Want Her To Know Her Man Is Straight
15.	Imperialist! Dream Burst! 02:13	lyrics	buy track
A Dick in the Mouth Is Just A Way To Say Hello When Leather Pants Are Your Jeans And Leather Hats Are Your Hair Conservatives Would Rather Fuck Putin Than Help A Nation Defending Themselves Against Fascist Fucks Society Putin Got A Boob Job Selenkij Didn´t Care Sexual Frustration War Everywhere! Society I Sleep On the Couch, Dream Russia Has No More Putin Is The Whore Dancing
16.	Tweets of the Sane 03:32	lyrics	buy track
Am I the Only One That Thinks That Elon Could Be Half Chinese? Have You Ever Seen His Pics As a Child? ELON! Take a Chinese Genius Mate Him With a South African Supermodel And You Have An ELON! I Say An Elon Because They Probably Made 10 to 30 And He´s The First Genetic Hybrid That Stuck ELON! Let´s Not Forget About Obama I´m sorry For Using Curse Words in Church But I don´t Have Aword for Obama Yet KANYELON! I Have Told You Again and Again That I´m a Musical Genius Second to None For Some Reason Some Unknown Reason You Chose To Believe Me Despite The Lack of Proof I Was Born Rich And Elon Was Born Rich Acquire Others Talent And Then Claim It Was Us I was Born Rich And Donald Was Born Rich Virtue Signal, Tweet a joke Tax Fraud is my Jam Why Did It Take So Fucking Long For The People To See Who We Are I Was Born Rich And Elon Was Born Rich Propaganda Couldn´t Go Forever Dethrone the Billionaires Dethrone the Billionaires Am I the Only one That Thinks That All of This Has Gone Too Far Why Does The Pendulum Always Swing So H? ELON! Sure Kanye is Crazy Malicious even, Evil If You Will But The Guy Is Clearly Sick In His Head ELON! Look, It's Not Like I Don't Get It The Guy Is An Ass a Talentless Void And I Hate Him As Much As The Next Guy ELON! I Am Glad That You Now Get It The Difference Between Ye and Trump Is Ultimately Not About Character But Just DegreELON!
17.	Ronda 01:25		buy track

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Physical Only! Digital distribution is handled through Horror Pain Gore Death:
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Nonsense breeds art; art breeds nonsense.

Remember Orson Welles? He´s back! In Grind Form!

Horror Pain Gore Death Productions welcome Arthouse Fatso to the roster with the debut album "Sycophantic Seizures: A Double Feature"! Hailing from Duisburg Germany, Arthouse Fatso began in early 2021 and was originally intended as a quick, low investment project... but soon became the Directors main artistic pursuit. Arthouse Fatso play vicious, experimental Deathgrind fueled by anxiety and a dissatisfaction with capitalism and the current state of cinema. Similar to Orson Welles’ illustrious career, Fatso thrive in the contrast between high and low brow, between the gutter and the art gallery. Deathgrind with industrial influences, neoclassical soloing and an at times funky attitude, Arthouse Fatso might have their tongue planted firmly in their cheek, but you´d be remiss to take this as a joke project. Fatso are violent, intense and can at times be as disturbing as they are humorous – and have no time to stop pummeling. “Sycophantic Seizures: A Double Feature” presents 17 tracks of Deathgrinding Cinephiliac Anxiety for fans of Terrorizer, Full of Hell, 7 H.Target, Macabre and Anaal Nathrakh
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released March 8, 2024

The Director: All Instruments, Vocals, Drum Programming, Sampling, Mixing
Mastered by Deadfunk
Album Art by Metalligatorrr
Mark Williams: Violin on "A Message To Ben (and His Lovely Sister Abby)"
Beinagrind Blár: lyrical concept for "Greta's Curse"
Alice Fang: Guest Vocals on [INTERMISSION]